COMEDY, FUNNY, HUMOR, ROMANCE, DRAMA, ACTION
and i love you for it
Calzone in a submarine, stromboli in a dingy… but pizza in a haunted boat is best of all.
Y’know Shag, given a pizza-throwin’ arm like that, with just a bit more training you could launch satellites into orbit!
Even though they totally are.
Good foresight on the part of the old coot who built it! Maybe he used to drag race down there.
He even gained some added back support from the frilly suitcase/orange throw pillow/frosted monochrome cake that wasn’t there in the previous shot.
Just think about it. The man conjures comfortable packing confectionaries at will.
Maybe he has buns of steel, and there’s an electromagnet in the floor?
Crotch-Hovering Bowling-Shoes-Wearing Romulan Freddy was the *true* villain all along.
Heck, for all we know, the cheese monster is also a master illusionist!
my brain
it hurts
Spines! Pah. Who needs ‘em?
Ted the Animator: “How ‘not getting’ are we talking, here?”
Carl the Animator: “Gimme a script confusion scale.”
Ted the Animator: “Uhhhhh… from ‘Waiting for Guffman’ to ‘Santa Claus & The Ice Cream Bunny.’”
Carl the Animator: “Hmm… middling. Sort of a ‘Winnebago Man outtakes.’”
Ted the Animator: “Well, what’s the problem?”
Carl the Animator: “Y’know the heavy bag of treasure?”
Ted the Animator: “Mmhmm?”
Carl the Animator: “The one filled with solid gold, jewels, and other massively-dense objects?
Ted the Animator: “Yeah, there was even somethin’ like an elephant tusk in an earlier scene.”
Carl the Animator: “See anything out of the ordinary?”
Ted the Animator: “…well, the bottom of the bag sorta gets cut off above the ripples.”
Carl the Animator: “No, like… it’s being flung around like it’s full of ping-pong balls.”
Ted the Animator: “Oh. Oh! Ohhhhhhh.”
Carl the Animator: “Yyyeah.”
Ted the Animator: “I guess Scooby-Doo plots are so crazy, I, uh… sorta zone out on the logic half the time.”
Carl the Animator: “I mean, the entire evil scheme depends a sack of metals floating, and being launched up 8 feet by a wave.”
Ted the Animator: “Imagine if the plan went off, and after the treasure sack is dropped in the river, it just… plunged straight to the bottom.”
Carl the Animator: “Yeah, when he goes to pick it up, even the bad guy’s face seems to say ‘duuuuuude! holy crap, guys…’”
Carl the Animator: “’…there’s *no way* that actually worked.’”
Ted the Animator: “Hey, the guy gets the scale! He knows a ‘Santa Claus & The Ice Cream Bunny’ script when he sees one.”
I don’t have answers, but I love it.