Like, Spidey fails catastrophically at his job…
…and oh no, a reporter shows up!
He’s zooming in with quite a long lens, to shoot from far away… maybe 90mm or even 120mm–
Or, never mind, maybe he’s getting a closeup of Spidey’s pores.
…or, never never mind, I guess it’s a lens with magical focal length that can take photos of the front of a person from their side.