“I appreciate how you traced out the sign lett…

Carl the Animator: “Mmhmm! No squishing ‘em in on one side!”

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Ted the Animator: “Now that we’ve reached this milestone…”

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Ted the Animator: “…what about not letting them stay clearly visible after you’re done?”

Carl the Animator: “Hey, one step at a time, mister. We can try that in 2021.”

The Stages of Being Stuck in A Chimney

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Step 1. realization

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Step 2. fade from existence

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Step 3. become a blob

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Step 4. gravity resumes effect

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Step 5. lumpify yourself

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Step 6. do whatever *this* is

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Step 7. stare at viewers incredulously

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Step 8. light your butt on fire and change your friend’s hair color

Take notes, class.

“I don’t know much about basketball.”

Carl the Animator: “Mostly, yeah.”

Ted the Animator: “But, as someone who’s seen more than I have…”

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Ted the Animator: “…when players get sleepy…”

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Ted the Animator: “…do their socks and sweatbands dance around?”

Carl the Animator: “Yes. And their arms elongate like a Stretch Armstrong commercial from the ‘80s.”

“… I don’t think I can take this, Carl.”

Carl the Animator: “C’mon, it’s Scooby-Doo meetin’ the Harlem Globetrotters, doesn’t get much better than that!”

Ted the Animator: “Oh no, that part is fun… just… 

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Ted the Animator: “…how many times can one script have the entirety of a joke be ‘Curly is bald’?”

Carl the Animator: “Well… one…”

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Carl the Animator: “…two…”

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Carl the Animator: “…uh, three…”

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Carl the Animator: “…fooouuur…”

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Carl the Animator: “…five. Five so far.”

Ted the Animator: “…and how far are we into the movie?”

Carl the Animator: “…uhhh…”

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…”

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…23 minutes.”

Ted the Animator: “Oh, sweet mercy.”

Carl the Animator: “Sure, comedy normally comes in threes, but sometimes three just ain’t enough.”

So, when we last left our poorly-translated he…

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Scooby turned “Yuck!” into “Great Britain!”

(Here’s glorious part 1!)

Alas, Shaggy feels rather conflicted about clue-hunting…

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…though he’s also… uh… snoding, I guess?

Alternatively, he might be introducing his new D&D character.

The gang wants Scooby to investigate a pipe…

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but he’s too thick.

Also, imagine if that was the quote Scooby ended every episode with.

Fred is unsure about yacht locations…

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…but– hey now, Shaggy, no need to bring that up!

Give the boats some privacy, gosh.

Someone named Sharkey is mistrustful of rocks…

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…and Shaggy gets very excited about caves.

Watch out, Shag, you might run into Tom Baker and an alien snake.

The gang devises a plan to trap the bad guy…

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…but unfortunately, the water is going through some emotional distress.

Feeling a little… blue. Get it? Get itttttt? …sorry.

At last, it eventually works, as we learn from… er… 

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yet another new character, Sage?

I think the translation robots are just writing their own fanfiction at this point.

Finally, as Fred learns reading the paper…

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someone named Teenage Kid solved the mystery for them.

And they would have solved it too, if it wasn’t for that meddling Teenage Kid and his absence of a dog!

And it’s all quite–  

…wait, isn’t there some dialog I missed?

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No, no, not Scooby being a different secret, what was– 

Aha! There we go!

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Sweet dreams, everybody.

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